Topless Photos: Miss BumBum Competition Uses A and T to Determine a Winner, Hint, It’s You

Topless Photos Gallery: Miss BumBum Competition Uses A and T to Determine a Winner, Hint, It’s You [ Topless Photos: Gigi Hadid, Adriana Lima & More Stun In 2015 Pirelli Calendar ]

[ Kim Kardashian Topless Photos Gallery: All the Times Kim Kardashian Has Gotten Naked For the Public ] The actual winner was Indianara Carvalho. She's second from the right in the main image. But I like to think the entire world wins when the round bootied girls of Brazil take to the stage to name the best asstastic in class and throw in some funbag baring exhibition just to add a little spice to the rump roast dish. Oh, sure, some might find a pageant precisely formed to find the finest seat cushioned girl in all twelve villages a bit anachronistic and not up to the dignified levels of the Miss America pageant for example. But then those people haven't been watching the Miss America pageant recently. Plus, they obviously hate lady butts so I'm not sure we could ever get along. [ Celebrity Naked Photos: Topless Celebrities Pictures Gallery ] The Miss BumBum contest is a fine long standing Brazilian tradition. Why not get rid of hula dancers in Hawaii or half-dressed girls on ice during NHL breaks? Perish the thought. Miss BumBum stays, along with the rest of those skin baring elegant traditions. Let us not forsake our roots, or, worse yet, deny hot women the chance to flash their fun bits. A chill just ran up my spine. Enjoy. [ Dakota Johnson Naked Photos Gallery: Dakota Johnson Topless and 50 Shades of Wet and Shimmering on Italian Beach Holiday! ] Sources: Egotastic.com 2014 Miss BumBum Competition Flashes Booty and Boobs in Brazil Photos Gallery: